Monday, 5 September 2016

Stop talking about the eagle, look at the “haram” in Perak

The "prawns" sponsored by Majlis Perbandaran Teluk Intan
Zamri Hashim is a controversial man who is more suitable to live in the caves in Afghanistan than in Malaysia.

Recently, when the Perak deputy mufti Zamri Hashim wrote in a local daily that it was forbidden in Islam to make full-bodied statues of living creatures such as humans or animals and that the huge eagle in Langkawi should be demolished, he had forgotten to check his own backyard.

Taking care of my own backyard first, with all due respect, I would like invite Zamri Hashim and the state mufti, Tan Sri Harussani Zakaria to my hometown, Teluk Intan. They must make a stop at Dataran Udang Galah for dinner, famous for its udang galah bakar.

Don’t worry sir, I am not asking you to eat at some non-halal eatery. By the way, all the operators at Dataran Udang Galah are Muslims. The food is for sure halal but the crowd…err…not so halal because non-Muslims and Muslims fancy going there for delicious huge river prawn and other dishes.

After meal, sir, I would like you to tell the Majlis Perbandaran Teluk Intan that the 4 huge full-bodied prawns at the entrance of Dataran Udang Galah in Teluk Intan is haram and therefore should be demolished. Before you point to the state of Kedah, please look around your own backyard. Please check out other the other big and small towns and villages in Perak. There are many more “haram” statues erected at places so beloved by my Muslim friends. Just in case you are not sure, let me tell you sir, my Muslim friends don’t even give a heck to those statues, let alone having the thought of worshipping it.

P/s: If the eagle in Langkawai should be demolished, so is the National Monument, Tunku Abdul Rahman’s statue in the Parliament and Memorial Tunku Abdul Rahman, the cats in Kuching, the swordfish in Kota Kinabalu, the soldiers statue in Air Itam Penang, the kancil in Melaka and many more.

Or as my friend Emmanuel Joseph said, demolish the Bank Negara too because everyone worship money...haha.

Demolition contractors can look forward to huge profitslah

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